🐐 Goat Lessons | Unisex 100% Cotton Tee | Goat Humor | XS-3X | Curley's Creek

🐐 Embrace the Goat Life! 🐐

For anyone who knows the hilarious, head-butting, heart-stealing truth about living with goats, this shirt is for you. Channel the chaotic and charming wisdom of the herd with our exclusive "Things I Learned From My Goats" t-shirt. It’s more than just apparel; it’s a lifestyle statement!

Featuring a beautifully rustic, hand-illustrated goat and a list of life lessons only a goat could teach, this tee captures the spirit of the homestead with warmth and humor. The vintage-inspired design in a warm, distressed charcoal gives it the comfortable feel of a well-loved favorite from the very first wear.

The Goat's Rules to Live By:

   • If you can't eat it, stand on it.

   • Yell for no reason.

   • Headbutt your problems.

   • Pee. Anywhere. Everywhere.

   • Love unconditionally.

Whether you're doing chores around the farm, running errands in town, or just relaxing at home, this shirt is a perfect conversation starter and a nod to your four-legged troublemakers.

Why You'll Love It:

CHARMING RUSTIC DESIGN: A unique, vintage-style illustration that perfectly captures the homestead aesthetic.

HILARIOUS & HEARTFELT: Celebrates the funny, frustrating, and loving nature of goats.

ULTRA-COMFORTABLE: Made from incredibly soft, 100% ring-spun cotton that feels great against the skin.

DURABLE & LASTING: Features a high-quality, distressed print designed to last, wash after wash.

PERFECT GIFT: The ideal gift for the goat lover, homesteader, farmer, or animal enthusiast in your life!

Sizing & Care: This is a classic unisex t-shirt that runs true to size. For a more fitted look, consider sizing down. To keep your shirt looking its best, machine wash cold with like colors and tumble dry low.

A Note from Our Homestead: To offer a wide range of sizes and colors, our t-shirts are special-order items that are printed just for you by our trusted partner! Please note that your t-shirt will ship separately from any of our handmade soaps or skincare products.

Because each shirt is created on demand, we are unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues. Please consult the size chart before ordering to ensure the perfect fit! If your item arrives damaged or misprinted, please contact us within 30 days for a replacement.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!